"Do I say something witty, or something wise? Because I can do neither"
"Time will show you your place."
"Force, as all things, must be used in moderation."
"I have fixed worse things than that."
"No better way to live other then loud and proud."
"Real G’s move in silence like lasagna."
"A man can be great and a monster at the same time, I often remind myself of that in the mirror."
"I'm surprised insurance companies haven't lobbied for me to stop, what with all the thugs I throw through walls and into cars."
""It's an illusion, a trick is something a ***** does for money""
""Why are you so freakishly tall!?""