"Do I say something witty, or something wise? Because I can do neither"
""The bomb lives only as it falls""
"If anything, you humans are determined and inventive, I will give you that."
""What could possibly go wrong?""
"Mommas gonna make it all better"
""I almost took his stupid out of the gene pool" Rascal while driving."
""I'm still covered in fur, aren't I?""
"Crash itsh griah! Rawr arr rawrrawrrarar!"
""Today's a good day to have a good day!""