"Do I say something witty, or something wise? Because I can do neither"
"I'll meow if you want me to >:3c"
"The world is a fun and mysterious place."
"When it is all said and done, I will stand in the raging flames of my own demise."
"Relax, I'll take care of everything <3"
"Do you know why I'm here, Memeelis?"