raccoon mf that loves gummy candy, has main character syndrome, and is a notorious klepto
he works at the bagel store and his online tag is "bagelboy69". due to his compulsive need to steal (two of his co-workers know, one is a stoner who simply does not give a shit, and the other is letting it slide because she has a crush on him), he ends up with a lot of bagels that he doesn't actually want, and gives them out to homeless people on the walk home from work.
he's also a hobbyist graffiti artist who is known as "5ft fiyah!". somehow overnight his tag appears on very high places, which bewilders and impresses the locals and infuriates the city council. his art is so-so, but he will still give his friends his Unique, Original paintings on their birthdays and expect them to be pleased.